WHAT'S WITH THE BUNNIES?

BUNNY GIRL is the latest in GIRLFRIEND TECHNOLOGY.

WE UNDERSTAND that girls are difficult.

REAL GIRLS have teeth inside their mouth. Their hair grows and their bodies change. They remember where they’ve been. They have lived the same life over and over. Some of them are even learning how to speak.
GIRLS ARE dangerous. If left to their own devices, there will come a day where, having thrown your body into the sweet mud, these girls will have fun tearing the flesh from your bones. We can't have that.

That's why BUNNY GIRL is here.
BUNNY GIRL has nothing behind the eyes.
BUNNY GIRL will not say no.
BUNNY GIRL wakes up in the middle of the night in someone else’s room, the putrid stomach of the river, with no recollection of how she got there.

BUNNY GIRL is the perfect girl for you.
CAN YOU feel yourself falling in love?

FEATURES:

• The figure of a barely pubescent girl in a legal body
• Zero percent body fat
• A small mouth, so small that almost nothing escapes, fixed in a permanent smile
• Lack of need for sleep or eating, the latter she does in tiny, audible bites.
• Part of a new and rapidly reproducing species, the CUTE ANIME GIRL

WANT YOUR VERY OWN BUNNY GIRL? FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE STEPS:

1. Close your eyes. Listen very closely for an angelic chorus of voices faintly begging your attention. If unable to hear, try imagining the quiet music. It is your fantasies that bring BUNNY GIRL to life.
2. On any surface, draw BUNNY GIRL, in any position you so desire. Do not hesitate. She cannot stop you.
3. Nurture your relationship. Talk to your BUNNY GIRL everyday. Please do not divide your attention. BUNNY GIRL must know that you need her.
4. Once your reality is sufficiently deluded, and you can no longer tell which objects are separate from your body, leave your house. Stand in the street. Your feet, firm on the broken white lines.
5. Call 000.

FAQ

WHY BUNNIES?
Bunnies make very cute household pets. They're meek. They love to run. They have one eye on either side of their head, indicating multiple lifetimes of watching closely for danger.
Everybody loves bunnies. Place a bunny on any untouched land, and watch how it roams, homes, makes more bunnies, until it feels like they've always been here. You might ask yourself, where is the smell of rain, dripping from the trees? But bunnies need to eat, too. They can't help it. Don't panic if you can no longer hear the earth humming.
Besides, they said sorry--and look at those eyes! Aw, we forgive you, little bunny!

DO YOU ENDORSE CUTE ANIME GIRLS?
Of course, we believe that this species is the future of humanity. Their rapid evolution responds so obediently to our own desires, and as obsolete functions such as communication and fear quickly disappear from their biology, CUTE ANIME GIRLs mark a pivotal shift in the market of fantasy as recognised, semi-conscious objects that are desperate for you and you only. Because of this malleability and natural inclination to submit, CUTE ANIME GIRLs generate exciting opportunities for bioengineering--much like dogs--which a number of expert breeders around the globe have already seen to. For example, mirroring the flattened maw of the pug, smaller noses may make it difficult to breathe, but you have to admit, it looks great in photos! There is something so erotic, so intriguing about a girl who cannot say no in any language we understand. CUTE ANIME GIRLs are the best. We all want to be CUTE ANIME GIRLs when we grow up.

WHY IS MY BUNNY GIRL CRYING FOR HELP?
Your BUNNY GIRL is broken. Get a new one.